People are now able to flex their careers and provide vapid motivational advice through the medium of 30 second videos!

The Obiter reached out to LinkedIn to explain their recent decision to feed into the TikTokification of every app. They explained that it is a bid to tap into the ever shortening attention spans of Zoomers and also because it would be funny to see a guy dancing in a suit.

They also said that it will tap into the flog inspirational speaker market, and that Tony Robbins and Jay Shetty have already signed exclusive LinkedIn reel deals.

The Obiter spoke to local tax accountant Daniel Smurton (42) about his experience of the update.

“I detest both showing off and dancing, but I had to post. There is simply no other way to get ahead with your career these days. I don’t even know who Troye Sivan is but I know that he is trending. ”

There have been rumours that LinkedIn is also trialing livestreaming, with beta testers saying, “Mmm job promotion so good, thank you for the glizzy!”

No more to come.