UNIVERSITY

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‘Why I’m (vaguely considering) running against Mikayla O’Flynn from the floor’
‘Why I’m (vaguely considering) running against Mikayla O’Flynn from the floor’
‘Zac of All Trades’ Williams: The Dichotomy of Man
‘Zac of All Trades’ Williams: The Dichotomy of Man
Mikayla Reportedly Hires Kamala Harris's Campaign Manager for 'Brat' Campaign Strategy
Mikayla Reportedly Hires Kamala Harris's Campaign Manager for 'Brat' Campaign Strategy
Man Of (George) Steel
Man Of (George) Steel
UQLS Embraces ‘Minimalist’ Event Marketing for 2025 Amid Design Talent Shortage
UQLS Embraces ‘Minimalist’ Event Marketing for 2025 Amid Design Talent Shortage
Will Grace Beattie Beat Charlene? And How Will Charlene Kope?
Will Grace Beattie Beat Charlene? And How Will Charlene Kope?
The Obiter's Clerkship Guide
The Obiter's Clerkship Guide
Mother’s Day Clearly An Excuse To Post A Cute Pic of Yourself
Mother’s Day Clearly An Excuse To Post A Cute Pic of Yourself
BREAKING NEWS: Obiter Comedy Debate Team Might Actually Know How To Debate
BREAKING NEWS: Obiter Comedy Debate Team Might Actually Know How To Debate
UQ Statue Reportedly Moggs Great Court
UQ Statue Reportedly Moggs Great Court
First Year Student Suffers Heatstroke While Attempting To Use UQ Maps
First Year Student Suffers Heatstroke While Attempting To Use UQ Maps
How To Get Through An Awkward Seminar Ice Breaker
How To Get Through An Awkward Seminar Ice Breaker
Sixth Year Law Student Honestly Starting to Feel a bit Embarrassed About Still Being Here
Sixth Year Law Student Honestly Starting to Feel a bit Embarrassed About Still Being Here
New ‘Slowed & Reverb’ Lecture Speed Causes Rift Amongst UQ Nightcore Enthusiasts
New ‘Slowed & Reverb’ Lecture Speed Causes Rift Amongst UQ Nightcore Enthusiasts
First years claim it will make total logistical sense for Taylor Swift to headline the Toga Party
First years claim it will make total logistical sense for Taylor Swift to headline the Toga Party
Taylor Swift making casually employed uni student feel pretty unproductive this week
Taylor Swift making casually employed uni student feel pretty unproductive this week
Uh Oh! I Patted One of the SWOTVAC Alpacas and I Still Have Depression
Uh Oh! I Patted One of the SWOTVAC Alpacas and I Still Have Depression
Exactly Three People You Know Invested In JATL Presidential Race
Exactly Three People You Know Invested In JATL Presidential Race
Law Professor Answers Own Question For 17th Time This Seminar
Law Professor Answers Own Question For 17th Time This Seminar
You Won't Believe These 3 Events the UQ Law Revue Accurately Predicted
You Won't Believe These 3 Events the UQ Law Revue Accurately Predicted
Facebook Name Change Indicates Successful Offers Week For Kings Alumnus.
Facebook Name Change Indicates Successful Offers Week For Kings Alumnus.
Fourth Year Law Student Struggles to Contain Excitement for Weekly "Constministrative” Double Feature
Fourth Year Law Student Struggles to Contain Excitement for Weekly "Constministrative” Double Feature
Student With Wheelbarrow of Printed LAWS4701 Notes Understands What Life in Postwar Germany Was Like
Student With Wheelbarrow of Printed LAWS4701 Notes Understands What Life in Postwar Germany Was Like
'Yeah You Should Get Your Marks Back Tomorrow,' Says Lecturer For The 8th Consecutive Week
'Yeah You Should Get Your Marks Back Tomorrow,' Says Lecturer For The 8th Consecutive Week
Actually Overheard At The Law Ball: “I’ll Marry You.”
Actually Overheard At The Law Ball: “I’ll Marry You.”
Frank Green Announces 50L Water Bottle
Frank Green Announces 50L Water Bottle
“Point Of Information - We Were Technically On A Break,” Says Debater After Being Caught Cheating
“Point Of Information - We Were Technically On A Break,” Says Debater After Being Caught Cheating
Opinion: It's Week 4 and Duo Mobile Authentication is Getting Really Fucking Old
Opinion: It's Week 4 and Duo Mobile Authentication is Getting Really Fucking Old
An Obiter Exclusive Interview With Incomprehensible Cricket Legend James Finnimore
An Obiter Exclusive Interview With Incomprehensible Cricket Legend James Finnimore
Funnell Confuses Cricket Match For Networking Event
Funnell Confuses Cricket Match For Networking Event

LIFESTYLE

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Ex-Partner in Your Seminar? A How-to Guide
Ex-Partner in Your Seminar? A How-to Guide
Swiftie Applies For Extension On Seminar Exercise Claiming Family Commitments
Swiftie Applies For Extension On Seminar Exercise Claiming Family Commitments
Uh Oh! I Patted One of the SWOTVAC Alpacas and I Still Have Depression
Uh Oh! I Patted One of the SWOTVAC Alpacas and I Still Have Depression
Fourth Year Law Student Struggles to Contain Excitement for Weekly "Constministrative” Double Feature
Fourth Year Law Student Struggles to Contain Excitement for Weekly "Constministrative” Double Feature
‘Valentine’s Day is a Capitalist Commodification of Love,’ Says Unemployed Boyfriend With No Gift
‘Valentine’s Day is a Capitalist Commodification of Love,’ Says Unemployed Boyfriend With No Gift
“There Are Too Many Dating Shows” Says Boyfriend Who Literally Sees A New Marvel Movie Every Week
“There Are Too Many Dating Shows” Says Boyfriend Who Literally Sees A New Marvel Movie Every Week
Lexapro Found To Be Most Consumed Drug At Laneway Largely Due To Phoebe Bridgers Fans
Lexapro Found To Be Most Consumed Drug At Laneway Largely Due To Phoebe Bridgers Fans
Sight of Grotty Unwrapped Bar of Soap Left in Hotel Room Sink Suggests Google Reviews Was Probably Worth A Read
Sight of Grotty Unwrapped Bar of Soap Left in Hotel Room Sink Suggests Google Reviews Was Probably Worth A Read
Bloke Desperate For A Root Spends Good Couple Of Minutes Studying Party's Invite List
Bloke Desperate For A Root Spends Good Couple Of Minutes Studying Party's Invite List
Local 22-Year-Old Girl Still Not Over The Flying Cock Shutting Down
Local 22-Year-Old Girl Still Not Over The Flying Cock Shutting Down
'Been A While Hasn't It, Mate?' Says Bloke Who Clearly Doesn't Remember Your Name
'Been A While Hasn't It, Mate?' Says Bloke Who Clearly Doesn't Remember Your Name
'Sooo...What Are We??' Asks Extremely Confused Guy After One-Night Stand
'Sooo...What Are We??' Asks Extremely Confused Guy After One-Night Stand
Facebook Update Derails Local Girl's Ability To Bitch Behind Best Friend’s Back In Real Time
Facebook Update Derails Local Girl's Ability To Bitch Behind Best Friend’s Back In Real Time
Second Year Law Student Convinced He Can Talk Himself Out of Getting Kicked Out of Friday's
Second Year Law Student Convinced He Can Talk Himself Out of Getting Kicked Out of Friday's
‘I’m Watching Euphoria For The Storyline,’ Says Man Who First Saw It On PornHub Compilation
‘I’m Watching Euphoria For The Storyline,’ Says Man Who First Saw It On PornHub Compilation
Weak As Piss? 17-Year-Old Asks Big Sister For Seltzers Instead Of 1L Smirnoff Vodka
Weak As Piss? 17-Year-Old Asks Big Sister For Seltzers Instead Of 1L Smirnoff Vodka
Charming Standout Guy Writes ‘Dick Long’ In ‘One Thing To Know About Me’ Hinge Prompt
Charming Standout Guy Writes ‘Dick Long’ In ‘One Thing To Know About Me’ Hinge Prompt
Triple J Novice Starts Panic Listening to Psychedelic Porn Crumpets On Repeat After Being Invited to Hottest 100 Party
Triple J Novice Starts Panic Listening to Psychedelic Porn Crumpets On Repeat After Being Invited to Hottest 100 Party
Grown Adult With $40,000 In HECS Debt Still Has to Use Fingers To Work Out When April Is
Grown Adult With $40,000 In HECS Debt Still Has to Use Fingers To Work Out When April Is
Stieg Larsson Ventures into Erotic Fiction With New Novel, 'The Boy with the Horse Cock'
Stieg Larsson Ventures into Erotic Fiction With New Novel, 'The Boy with the Horse Cock'
QUIZ: Do You Miss Your Ex Or Are You Just Cold?
QUIZ: Do You Miss Your Ex Or Are You Just Cold?
Man Buys Lentils, Takes Rest of the Day Off
Man Buys Lentils, Takes Rest of the Day Off
Olivia Rodrigo Drops Hit Follow-Up Single: 'forklift license'
Olivia Rodrigo Drops Hit Follow-Up Single: 'forklift license'
Online Recipe Includes Chef’s Life Story Before Listing Any Ingredients
Online Recipe Includes Chef’s Life Story Before Listing Any Ingredients
Bloke Who Refers to His 'Current Girlfriend' Not Even Pretending Anymore
Bloke Who Refers to His 'Current Girlfriend' Not Even Pretending Anymore
Man Who Uses Bamboo Charcoal Face Cleanser Still Ugly
Man Who Uses Bamboo Charcoal Face Cleanser Still Ugly
Man Beginning to Worry About Number of Targeted Ads He Receives for Therapy
Man Beginning to Worry About Number of Targeted Ads He Receives for Therapy
Man Who Hasn't Looked At The News In 2 Hours Misses Everything
Man Who Hasn't Looked At The News In 2 Hours Misses Everything
‘I’ll Add It To My List,’ Says Bloke Who Has No Plans To Watch That Movie You Just Suggested
‘I’ll Add It To My List,’ Says Bloke Who Has No Plans To Watch That Movie You Just Suggested
Bloke In Group Chat Who Sends Screenshots Of The News Under The Impression You Live Under A Rock
Bloke In Group Chat Who Sends Screenshots Of The News Under The Impression You Live Under A Rock

SPORTS

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UQLS Book Club Discusses ‘Shane Warne Autobiography’ To Stick To Suri Cup Theme
UQLS Book Club Discusses ‘Shane Warne Autobiography’ To Stick To Suri Cup Theme
Law Cricket Captain Athanasellis Discovered To Be Direct Descendant Of Zeus
Law Cricket Captain Athanasellis Discovered To Be Direct Descendant Of Zeus
Spectator Rocks Up To Suri Cup In A Suit Keen On Getting A Chambers Job
Spectator Rocks Up To Suri Cup In A Suit Keen On Getting A Chambers Job
International Women’s Day Cancelled After Suri Netball Match Single-Handedly Ends Sexism
International Women’s Day Cancelled After Suri Netball Match Single-Handedly Ends Sexism
Man Desperately Angling For Excuse To Drink At 9am On A Monday Is “Actually Pretty Into NFL”
Man Desperately Angling For Excuse To Drink At 9am On A Monday Is “Actually Pretty Into NFL”
Nation Chooses Trashy Reality TV Over Watching Aerial Skier Land a Quadruple Twisting Triple Backflip
Nation Chooses Trashy Reality TV Over Watching Aerial Skier Land a Quadruple Twisting Triple Backflip
Russia To Cheer Themselves Up Over Medvedev Defeat By Invading Neighbouring Sovereign State
Russia To Cheer Themselves Up Over Medvedev Defeat By Invading Neighbouring Sovereign State
"OUT!" Exclaims Australian Border Force to Novak Djokovic
"OUT!" Exclaims Australian Border Force to Novak Djokovic
Shane Warne Quietly Begins Deleting A Few Hotmail Burner Accounts From Back in the Day
Shane Warne Quietly Begins Deleting A Few Hotmail Burner Accounts From Back in the Day
'Do You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?' Says Linesperson to The Joker
'Do You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?' Says Linesperson to The Joker
‘C-Covid What?’ Asks Bewildered Broncos Player Licking The Doorknobs At Pubs
‘C-Covid What?’ Asks Bewildered Broncos Player Licking The Doorknobs At Pubs
‘Blues Lives Matter’ Protestors Tear Down Wally Lewis Statute
‘Blues Lives Matter’ Protestors Tear Down Wally Lewis Statute
COVID-19 Vaccine Announced: Rugby Fucking League’s Coming Back, Baby
COVID-19 Vaccine Announced: Rugby Fucking League’s Coming Back, Baby
Bloke Shadowbatting In His Bedroom Brings Up Maiden Ton
Bloke Shadowbatting In His Bedroom Brings Up Maiden Ton
Wives Of NRL Players Not Too Thrilled About The Recent Announcement
Wives Of NRL Players Not Too Thrilled About The Recent Announcement
Rock Bottom: This Man Is Pretty Excited For The BBL Finals, Actually
Rock Bottom: This Man Is Pretty Excited For The BBL Finals, Actually
Wallabies Win Lulls Nation Into Pre-9/11-Esque False Sense Of Security
Wallabies Win Lulls Nation Into Pre-9/11-Esque False Sense Of Security
ICC Refuse To Revoke Their Affirmative Action Policy Of Hiring Blind Umpires
ICC Refuse To Revoke Their Affirmative Action Policy Of Hiring Blind Umpires
Local Prop Really Hopes None Of The Boys Just Saw Him Slip The Chapstick Into His Pocket
Local Prop Really Hopes None Of The Boys Just Saw Him Slip The Chapstick Into His Pocket
Kevvy's Mind Games Continue: Entire QLD Origin Team Struck Down With Case Of 'Ligma'
Kevvy's Mind Games Continue: Entire QLD Origin Team Struck Down With Case Of 'Ligma'
'They Won Because They Wanted It More,' Says Player Forgetting They Also Scored More Points
'They Won Because They Wanted It More,' Says Player Forgetting They Also Scored More Points
Phil Gould Delays Origin Kickoff With 236-Minute Monologue
Phil Gould Delays Origin Kickoff With 236-Minute Monologue
BREAKING NEWS: The JUGGLER’S Come Out At BROOKY
BREAKING NEWS: The JUGGLER’S Come Out At BROOKY
Bill Shorten Calls Steve Smith To Ask About Reverse Swing
Bill Shorten Calls Steve Smith To Ask About Reverse Swing
Freakishly Talented Rugby League Player Skips Cocaine Scandal, Goes Straight To Domestic Abuse
Freakishly Talented Rugby League Player Skips Cocaine Scandal, Goes Straight To Domestic Abuse
Professor Flitwick Gets Fucking Creamed By Shoulder Charge At NRL Magic Round
Professor Flitwick Gets Fucking Creamed By Shoulder Charge At NRL Magic Round
Bad Luck, Israel Folau! Scientists Just Confirmed That Jesus Was A Lesbian
Bad Luck, Israel Folau! Scientists Just Confirmed That Jesus Was A Lesbian
Jonathan Thurston Annoyed The ‘Other’ King In The North Gets His Own HBO Show
Jonathan Thurston Annoyed The ‘Other’ King In The North Gets His Own HBO Show
Steven Spielberg Set To Direct Next Penrith Panthers Sex Tape
Steven Spielberg Set To Direct Next Penrith Panthers Sex Tape
Super Bowl Protest! Activist Music Fan Bravely Takes A Knee During ‘Moves Like Jagger’
Super Bowl Protest! Activist Music Fan Bravely Takes A Knee During ‘Moves Like Jagger’

POLITICS

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Henry Changes Last Name To Sport In Vain Attempt To Convince People He Plays Sports
Henry Changes Last Name To Sport In Vain Attempt To Convince People He Plays Sports
Who Is This Guy?
Who Is This Guy?
Freedom Of Speech Under Threat With Shocking Obiter Editor-in-Chief Nomination Mystery
Freedom Of Speech Under Threat With Shocking Obiter Editor-in-Chief Nomination Mystery
Annabelle ‘Cool’: Why Electing Annie Khoo To The Position Of Secretary Would Be Disastrous
Annabelle ‘Cool’: Why Electing Annie Khoo To The Position Of Secretary Would Be Disastrous
Angharad Beach Enlists Nicki Minaj To Deliver Campaign Anthem As UQLS Deputy Presidential Race Heats Up
Angharad Beach Enlists Nicki Minaj To Deliver Campaign Anthem As UQLS Deputy Presidential Race Heats Up
Affirmative Action Secures Tim Rainbird An Uncontested Bid For UQLS Treasurer
Affirmative Action Secures Tim Rainbird An Uncontested Bid For UQLS Treasurer
Eve I’ll-Chop-Off-Your-Limb-Oro Suspiciously Remains Uncontested For UQLS President
Eve I’ll-Chop-Off-Your-Limb-Oro Suspiciously Remains Uncontested For UQLS President
Katy Perry ‘Called to Serve’ In Coronation Rendition Of Hot N Cold
Katy Perry ‘Called to Serve’ In Coronation Rendition Of Hot N Cold
Hooray! QLD Government Has Solved The Rental Crisis
Hooray! QLD Government Has Solved The Rental Crisis
Gov Announces They'll Save Great Barrier Reef As April Fools’ Prank
Gov Announces They'll Save Great Barrier Reef As April Fools’ Prank
Boris Fuming That Another Prime Minister Went Out With More Of A Bang
Boris Fuming That Another Prime Minister Went Out With More Of A Bang
Dad Tells Greens-Voting Daughter She Can Pay More Rent Now That She's Ruined The Economy
Dad Tells Greens-Voting Daughter She Can Pay More Rent Now That She's Ruined The Economy
Divorced Dad Does His Bit For Ukraine By Heating Up An Aldi Chicken Kiev For Dinner Tonight
Divorced Dad Does His Bit For Ukraine By Heating Up An Aldi Chicken Kiev For Dinner Tonight
Hollywood Wins 'Most Liveable City For Famous People To Get Away With Assault' Award
Hollywood Wins 'Most Liveable City For Famous People To Get Away With Assault' Award
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Bloke Tucks Into IWD Cupcake While Complaining About Woman Who Didn't Want To Have Sex With Him
Putin Completely Forgets About Plans for World Domination After Discovering Wordle
Putin Completely Forgets About Plans for World Domination After Discovering Wordle
Scott Smiles Blankly At Confused Waiter After Forgetting to Order Anything From Menu
Scott Smiles Blankly At Confused Waiter After Forgetting to Order Anything From Menu
Scomo Forgets to Consult Jenny Before Work, Promptly Murders Woman
Scomo Forgets to Consult Jenny Before Work, Promptly Murders Woman
BREAKING: ~Alleged~ Rapist Cabinet Minister Started Out As ~Alleged~ Rapist Student Politician
BREAKING: ~Alleged~ Rapist Cabinet Minister Started Out As ~Alleged~ Rapist Student Politician
Americans Just Want To Get Back To Normality Where Kids Shoot Up Schools
Americans Just Want To Get Back To Normality Where Kids Shoot Up Schools
Prestigious ‘Sexual Abusers’ Club Stoked To Welcome A High Court Justice Into Its Ranks
Prestigious ‘Sexual Abusers’ Club Stoked To Welcome A High Court Justice Into Its Ranks
Donald Trump Thumbs 86 Tweet Rant Demanding Triple J Play Sticky Fingers
Donald Trump Thumbs 86 Tweet Rant Demanding Triple J Play Sticky Fingers
‘Did Someone Say KFC?’ Asks Peter Hoj
‘Did Someone Say KFC?’ Asks Peter Hoj
O.J. And Pell Invite Carole Baskin Into Their ‘Sketchy Cunts Who Definitely Did It’ Club
O.J. And Pell Invite Carole Baskin Into Their ‘Sketchy Cunts Who Definitely Did It’ Club
‘Might Just Cop The Fine, Ay,’ Says All Of Brisbane Wondering Why The Fuck We Have To Vote In The Local Council Election During The Apocalypse
‘Might Just Cop The Fine, Ay,’ Says All Of Brisbane Wondering Why The Fuck We Have To Vote In The Local Council Election During The Apocalypse
Greens Somehow Responsible For Bushfire Policies Despite Literally Never Being In Government
Greens Somehow Responsible For Bushfire Policies Despite Literally Never Being In Government
Turkey Attacks Curds
Turkey Attacks Curds
“Roadkill is a Fact of Country Life!” Garbles James McGrath Through Mouthful of Cockatoo
“Roadkill is a Fact of Country Life!” Garbles James McGrath Through Mouthful of Cockatoo
Sidelined John Bolton Desperately Tries To Get #JeSuisSaudiAramco Trending On Twitter
Sidelined John Bolton Desperately Tries To Get #JeSuisSaudiAramco Trending On Twitter
Local Man Knows That Russia And China Are Probably Doing Some Crook Shit But Not Really Sure What
Local Man Knows That Russia And China Are Probably Doing Some Crook Shit But Not Really Sure What

LAW

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Champion High-School Debater A Lot Less Keen On Mooting Now He Knows It Actually Involves Preparation
Champion High-School Debater A Lot Less Keen On Mooting Now He Knows It Actually Involves Preparation
Uh Oh! I Patted One of the SWOTVAC Alpacas and I Still Have Depression
Uh Oh! I Patted One of the SWOTVAC Alpacas and I Still Have Depression
"Vote Yes To The Voice?! But I watch the Block!"
"Vote Yes To The Voice?! But I watch the Block!"
You Won't Believe These 3 Events the UQ Law Revue Accurately Predicted
You Won't Believe These 3 Events the UQ Law Revue Accurately Predicted
Fourth Year Law Student Struggles to Contain Excitement for Weekly "Constministrative” Double Feature
Fourth Year Law Student Struggles to Contain Excitement for Weekly "Constministrative” Double Feature
Student Confused What To Wear For The ‘Hopgoodganim’ Theme For This Year’s Law Ball
Student Confused What To Wear For The ‘Hopgoodganim’ Theme For This Year’s Law Ball
“QUEEEN Where Have You Been I’ve Missed You,” Says 4th Year To A Girl She Sat With Once In Torts
“QUEEEN Where Have You Been I’ve Missed You,” Says 4th Year To A Girl She Sat With Once In Torts
Boys Grammar Debating Coach Receives BMW As Christmas Bonus
Boys Grammar Debating Coach Receives BMW As Christmas Bonus
'Yeah, It Is A Lot of Reading,' Says Law Student Who Hasn't Bought A Textbook Since First Year
'Yeah, It Is A Lot of Reading,' Says Law Student Who Hasn't Bought A Textbook Since First Year
Man With Absolutely Nothing Going For Him Witnesses Minor Crime, Won't Stop Talking About It
Man With Absolutely Nothing Going For Him Witnesses Minor Crime, Won't Stop Talking About It
King's Boy Found Guilty Over Coward Punch, Sentenced to 3 Months of No Xbox on School Nights
King's Boy Found Guilty Over Coward Punch, Sentenced to 3 Months of No Xbox on School Nights
Women In Legal Profession Somehow Still The Only Ones Being Held Accountable For Their Actions
Women In Legal Profession Somehow Still The Only Ones Being Held Accountable For Their Actions
Human Rights Group to Investigate After Masked Man Accidentally Waterboards Self
Human Rights Group to Investigate After Masked Man Accidentally Waterboards Self
‘I’m Really Worried About The Juris Take Home!’ Says Absolute Nerd Who’s Never Eaten Their Mates
‘I’m Really Worried About The Juris Take Home!’ Says Absolute Nerd Who’s Never Eaten Their Mates
‘It Was The Worst-Kept Secret In The Legal Profession,’ Says Those Who Actively Kept The Secret
‘It Was The Worst-Kept Secret In The Legal Profession,’ Says Those Who Actively Kept The Secret
O.J. And Pell Invite Carole Baskin Into Their ‘Sketchy Cunts Who Definitely Did It’ Club
O.J. And Pell Invite Carole Baskin Into Their ‘Sketchy Cunts Who Definitely Did It’ Club
This C**t Won’t Stop Getting Off
This C**t Won’t Stop Getting Off
Bobby Shmurda Accepts Plea Deal, Charges Downgraded to Shmoluntary Shmanshlaughter
Bobby Shmurda Accepts Plea Deal, Charges Downgraded to Shmoluntary Shmanshlaughter
Frustrated Contracts Lecturer Gruesomely Tears ACL
Frustrated Contracts Lecturer Gruesomely Tears ACL
‘Noot Means Noot’: Inside Pingu’s Harrowing Sexual Assault Case
‘Noot Means Noot’: Inside Pingu’s Harrowing Sexual Assault Case
High Court Confirms Prominent Rapists Will Now Be ‘Cancelled’ Instead Of Receiving A Sentence
High Court Confirms Prominent Rapists Will Now Be ‘Cancelled’ Instead Of Receiving A Sentence
'It's Time To Come Clean. It Was Me. I Wrote The Civil Liability Act.'
'It's Time To Come Clean. It Was Me. I Wrote The Civil Liability Act.'
UQ Law Awards Give ‘Best Original Score’ To Bag Of Coke First-Year Lecturer Scored For The Night
UQ Law Awards Give ‘Best Original Score’ To Bag Of Coke First-Year Lecturer Scored For The Night
High Court Surprisingly Finds ‘Implied Freedom To Play Professional Rugby Union’ In The Constitution
High Court Surprisingly Finds ‘Implied Freedom To Play Professional Rugby Union’ In The Constitution
‘I’m Just Like Kim!’ Thinks First-Year Who Got A 6 In Contracts
‘I’m Just Like Kim!’ Thinks First-Year Who Got A 6 In Contracts
‘Oh My God. They’re Us,’ Thinks Ryan Catterwell While Watching Law Revue Staff Sketch
‘Oh My God. They’re Us,’ Thinks Ryan Catterwell While Watching Law Revue Staff Sketch
Excited For Clerkship Evening? Here Are 25 Useful Segues To Brazenly Bring Up Your Relevant Extra-Curricular Involvements
Excited For Clerkship Evening? Here Are 25 Useful Segues To Brazenly Bring Up Your Relevant Extra-Curricular Involvements
Sweat-Drenched Partner Wakes Up In Gutter Muttering ‘Fucking Annual Professional Drinks…’
Sweat-Drenched Partner Wakes Up In Gutter Muttering ‘Fucking Annual Professional Drinks…’
Miscarriage Of Justice! Putrid Judge Dog Jails Good Bloke Who Din’ Do Nuthin’
Miscarriage Of Justice! Putrid Judge Dog Jails Good Bloke Who Din’ Do Nuthin’
Confused Anthony Cassimatis Says He’s Been PIL Testing For Years
Confused Anthony Cassimatis Says He’s Been PIL Testing For Years

AUSTRALIANA

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Urinal Chat With Boss Objectively Awkward
Urinal Chat With Boss Objectively Awkward
"Vote Yes To The Voice?! But I watch the Block!"
"Vote Yes To The Voice?! But I watch the Block!"
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Kathmandu’s Founder Seen Rejoicing At Brisbane’s ‘Cold Snap’
Alan Joyce’s Knack For Efficiency Lands Him Job As Translink Bus Driver
Alan Joyce’s Knack For Efficiency Lands Him Job As Translink Bus Driver
Ezymart Goes Into Voluntary Administration After Government Announcement Of Vape Ban
Ezymart Goes Into Voluntary Administration After Government Announcement Of Vape Ban
RM Wearing Australian Insists He Had It Tough Growing Up
RM Wearing Australian Insists He Had It Tough Growing Up
Year 8 Debating Team Solves Russia Ukraine Conflict by Adopting An Economic/Social Split
Year 8 Debating Team Solves Russia Ukraine Conflict by Adopting An Economic/Social Split
“You’d Make a Great Debater Mate,” Says Aunt Seeking Polite Way To Call Nephew A Dickhead
“You’d Make a Great Debater Mate,” Says Aunt Seeking Polite Way To Call Nephew A Dickhead
MAFS: Manifestly Incompatible Couples Hoodwinked For 9th Consecutive Season
MAFS: Manifestly Incompatible Couples Hoodwinked For 9th Consecutive Season
Woman Channels St Patrick By Driving The Snakes Out Of Her Friendship Group
Woman Channels St Patrick By Driving The Snakes Out Of Her Friendship Group
“Haha Yeah I’m Actually Irish” Says 7th Generation Aussie At Gilhooleys
“Haha Yeah I’m Actually Irish” Says 7th Generation Aussie At Gilhooleys
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Ashgrove Family Expresses Condolences to Japan By Resharing Last Year's Niseko Snaps
Aussie Kids Forced To Actually Ride Kangaroos To School Amidst Soaring Petrol Prices
Aussie Kids Forced To Actually Ride Kangaroos To School Amidst Soaring Petrol Prices
Property Value of Rundown Share House in St Lucia Skyrockets With New Waterfront Views
Property Value of Rundown Share House in St Lucia Skyrockets With New Waterfront Views
Kid Who Liked Le Snak and Ribena in Primary School Now On Expensive Cheese And Wine Tour in SA
Kid Who Liked Le Snak and Ribena in Primary School Now On Expensive Cheese And Wine Tour in SA
'Nah, Got Nothing': Bunnings Advertising Team Fires Blanks At Brainstorming Session, Again
'Nah, Got Nothing': Bunnings Advertising Team Fires Blanks At Brainstorming Session, Again
Local Chippy Snarls At Bloke Modelling 'Tradie' Underwear Who's Just Clearly Not a Tradie
Local Chippy Snarls At Bloke Modelling 'Tradie' Underwear Who's Just Clearly Not a Tradie
'Grand Designs or Love it or List It?!' Ascot Family Enters 11th Hour of Bitter Feud Over What to Watch Tonight
'Grand Designs or Love it or List It?!' Ascot Family Enters 11th Hour of Bitter Feud Over What to Watch Tonight
“It’s Only Social!” Pleads Bloke Hell-bent on Taking Home the W on a Sunday Afternoon
“It’s Only Social!” Pleads Bloke Hell-bent on Taking Home the W on a Sunday Afternoon
'I Came Here to Lead, Not to Read' Says Errol Parker, Making His 400th Typo of the Day
'I Came Here to Lead, Not to Read' Says Errol Parker, Making His 400th Typo of the Day
'Do We Get a Public Holiday?' Asks Nation
'Do We Get a Public Holiday?' Asks Nation
Nailbiter! Australia Waits With Bated Breath For Triple M's 'Ozzest 100'
Nailbiter! Australia Waits With Bated Breath For Triple M's 'Ozzest 100'
Ekka Winds Clearly Not That Worried About The Ekka
Ekka Winds Clearly Not That Worried About The Ekka
‘Gotta Beat That Long Weekend Traffic,’ Says Dad Jumping In The Car This Morning
‘Gotta Beat That Long Weekend Traffic,’ Says Dad Jumping In The Car This Morning
OPINION: Chris Lilley Is A Total Dickhead In His Character Of ‘Mum’s New Boyfriend’
OPINION: Chris Lilley Is A Total Dickhead In His Character Of ‘Mum’s New Boyfriend’
Viral Challenge: 10 Albums That Didn’t Influence Us At All
Viral Challenge: 10 Albums That Didn’t Influence Us At All
‘We’re Just Like the ANZACs!’ Says Bloke Going Through About As Much Hardship as Ellen
‘We’re Just Like the ANZACs!’ Says Bloke Going Through About As Much Hardship as Ellen
‘Had An Insane Bender For The Easter Long Weekend,’ Says Bloke Who Had Two Beers With His Dad
‘Had An Insane Bender For The Easter Long Weekend,’ Says Bloke Who Had Two Beers With His Dad
‘Well Good Afternoon!’ Says Mum As You Pour Yourself A Bowl of Cereal At 1PM
‘Well Good Afternoon!’ Says Mum As You Pour Yourself A Bowl of Cereal At 1PM
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‘Fuck, Where Else Are We Going To Sell 30 000 Sugar Caps?’ Asks Nation’s MDMA Dealers

SCIENCE

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'M@rkand5usan': Family's Netflix Password Thwarts Foreign Cyber Hackers
Woman Installs Compass In Car After GPS Tells Her To ‘Head North-East On James Street’
Woman Installs Compass In Car After GPS Tells Her To ‘Head North-East On James Street’
'If You Count The Seconds Since The Flash You Can Tell How Far Away The Lightning Is,' Announces Office Nerd
'If You Count The Seconds Since The Flash You Can Tell How Far Away The Lightning Is,' Announces Office Nerd
'HAHAHAHAHAAHHA I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE,' Messages Completely Straight-Faced Girl
'HAHAHAHAHAAHHA I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE,' Messages Completely Straight-Faced Girl
Report: That Captcha Was Actually Pretty Hard
Report: That Captcha Was Actually Pretty Hard
Scientific Study Confirms Person At Front Of Lights Has Slowest Reflexes In The World
Scientific Study Confirms Person At Front Of Lights Has Slowest Reflexes In The World
Inspiring: Man Caught Vaccinating Himself Behind Woolworths Carpark
Inspiring: Man Caught Vaccinating Himself Behind Woolworths Carpark
Marketing Team at Billion-dollar Company Confuses International Women’s Day for April Fools Day
Marketing Team at Billion-dollar Company Confuses International Women’s Day for April Fools Day
BREAKING: Nana and Pop Might Be a Bit Racist
BREAKING: Nana and Pop Might Be a Bit Racist
Genius Home Chef Just Fucking Drinks Pasta Water Straight From The Pot
Genius Home Chef Just Fucking Drinks Pasta Water Straight From The Pot
Local Mum Claims COVID-19 Can Be Cured By Putting Your Phone Down And Going Outside
Local Mum Claims COVID-19 Can Be Cured By Putting Your Phone Down And Going Outside
New Strain Of Coronavirus Forces UQ Patient To Go To Friday's And Get With Everyone
New Strain Of Coronavirus Forces UQ Patient To Go To Friday's And Get With Everyone
Bottle Of 'Extra-Virgin' Olive Oil Really Enjoyed Latest Season Of Rick & Morty
Bottle Of 'Extra-Virgin' Olive Oil Really Enjoyed Latest Season Of Rick & Morty
Study Reveals Metal Straws Much Harder For Turtles To Digest Than Plastic Ones
Study Reveals Metal Straws Much Harder For Turtles To Digest Than Plastic Ones
"Muscle is Heavier Than Fat” Reasons Big Fat Guy
"Muscle is Heavier Than Fat” Reasons Big Fat Guy
New App Is The Uber of Ub…Oh Wait, It’s Just Uber
New App Is The Uber of Ub…Oh Wait, It’s Just Uber
'I'm Going Dry July,' Says Post-Global Warming Planet Earth
'I'm Going Dry July,' Says Post-Global Warming Planet Earth
Scientists Confirm That Aliens Built The Food Pyramids
Scientists Confirm That Aliens Built The Food Pyramids
UN Report Released: ‘Soon Every Park Will Be Like Jurassic Park!’ Says Excited Zookeeper
UN Report Released: ‘Soon Every Park Will Be Like Jurassic Park!’ Says Excited Zookeeper
Roomba Escapes
Roomba Escapes
Greg Heffley Contracts Cheese Touch From Unprotected Sex
Greg Heffley Contracts Cheese Touch From Unprotected Sex
Zucced! Mark Zuckerberg Shuts Down Instagram After Selfie Fails To Break 10 Likes
Zucced! Mark Zuckerberg Shuts Down Instagram After Selfie Fails To Break 10 Likes
Cookie Monster Hospitalised With Scurvy
Cookie Monster Hospitalised With Scurvy
AIDs Is Cured! I’d Better Tell The Bully Who Said He Got It From My Profile Picture
AIDs Is Cured! I’d Better Tell The Bully Who Said He Got It From My Profile Picture
It's Frickin' Beer O'Clock! Beer Time, Everyone!
It's Frickin' Beer O'Clock! Beer Time, Everyone!
My Autistic Horse Can’t Just Make Friends With Himself Now, Can He?
My Autistic Horse Can’t Just Make Friends With Himself Now, Can He?
Opinion: Smartwatches Not Nearly As Cool As Spy Kids 2 Had Me Believe
Opinion: Smartwatches Not Nearly As Cool As Spy Kids 2 Had Me Believe
Sore Throat Polite Way For Head Cold To Let Local Man It’ll Be Visiting Tomorrow
Sore Throat Polite Way For Head Cold To Let Local Man It’ll Be Visiting Tomorrow
Bureau of Statistics Confirms Link Between Having Your Degree In Your Bio And Being Dead Boring
Bureau of Statistics Confirms Link Between Having Your Degree In Your Bio And Being Dead Boring
Early Bird Got The Worm, Still Pretty Tired Though, Would Love A Coffee
Early Bird Got The Worm, Still Pretty Tired Though, Would Love A Coffee

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Man Chokes On International Women’s Day Donut After Mansplaining How Donuts Are Made
Man Chokes On International Women’s Day Donut After Mansplaining How Donuts Are Made
Excited Law Grad Accepts Offer From Clayton’s Utes
Excited Law Grad Accepts Offer From Clayton’s Utes
‘Aboriginals Get Everything For Free,’ Says Ex-Private School Boy That Works For His Dad
‘Aboriginals Get Everything For Free,’ Says Ex-Private School Boy That Works For His Dad
Guy Voted ‘Least Likely to Succeed’ In High School Now A Commercial Real Estate Agent
Guy Voted ‘Least Likely to Succeed’ In High School Now A Commercial Real Estate Agent
'Yeah, But Like, I Don't Try,' Bloke With 2.9 GPA Reassures Prospective Employer
'Yeah, But Like, I Don't Try,' Bloke With 2.9 GPA Reassures Prospective Employer
Man's LinkedIn Photo Clearly Taken At Funeral
Man's LinkedIn Photo Clearly Taken At Funeral
Stack of Old Bibles Prop Up Pope's Monitor
Stack of Old Bibles Prop Up Pope's Monitor
Criminally Hungover Partner Really Regretting Sending It At Annual Professional Drinks Last Night
Criminally Hungover Partner Really Regretting Sending It At Annual Professional Drinks Last Night
Corporate Office Makes Up For Relentlessly Overworking Grads By Whipping Out A Woolies Mud Cake
Corporate Office Makes Up For Relentlessly Overworking Grads By Whipping Out A Woolies Mud Cake
Office Karaoke Night Waits With Bated Breath As Dave From HR Selects ‘Ni**as In Paris’
Office Karaoke Night Waits With Bated Breath As Dave From HR Selects ‘Ni**as In Paris’
Fantasy Hero On Mythical Quest Ideologically Disagrees With Concept Of A ‘Damsel In Distress’
Fantasy Hero On Mythical Quest Ideologically Disagrees With Concept Of A ‘Damsel In Distress’
Monday Morning: Bitterly Hungover Sunday Sesh Victim Claims He Was 'Up Late For The Wimbledon’
Monday Morning: Bitterly Hungover Sunday Sesh Victim Claims He Was 'Up Late For The Wimbledon’
Disrupting The Market: I Came At Work Once And Now I Can't Stop Thinking About It
Disrupting The Market: I Came At Work Once And Now I Can't Stop Thinking About It
National Servers Crash Due To Traffic From QLD Out-Of-Office Emails
National Servers Crash Due To Traffic From QLD Out-Of-Office Emails
'Gee, Bit Cold This Morning!' Says Co-Worker Awkwardly Referring To His Brutal Divorce
'Gee, Bit Cold This Morning!' Says Co-Worker Awkwardly Referring To His Brutal Divorce
Workplaces Enjoy Most Productive Monday Ever As Employees Stay Off Social Media For Some Reason
Workplaces Enjoy Most Productive Monday Ever As Employees Stay Off Social Media For Some Reason
'On The Grind' Announces White Male Working Pretty Chill Admin Job His Dad Gave Him
'On The Grind' Announces White Male Working Pretty Chill Admin Job His Dad Gave Him
Local Woman Cites Shitty Ex-Relationship As ‘Unpaid Internship’ To Beef Up Resume
Local Woman Cites Shitty Ex-Relationship As ‘Unpaid Internship’ To Beef Up Resume
‘Now I Know What A Bushfire Is Like!’ Thinks Office Worker Outside In 31-Degree Heat
‘Now I Know What A Bushfire Is Like!’ Thinks Office Worker Outside In 31-Degree Heat
‘I Guess The Insolvency & Restructuring Team Isn’t That Similar To Suits,’ Thinks Disappointed Summer Clerk
‘I Guess The Insolvency & Restructuring Team Isn’t That Similar To Suits,’ Thinks Disappointed Summer Clerk
‘Nah, Happy Just To Eat The Food I Brought From Home,’ Says Liar
‘Nah, Happy Just To Eat The Food I Brought From Home,’ Says Liar
11AM Stomach Rumbles Clear Evidence Clerk Has Never Worked Full-Time Before
11AM Stomach Rumbles Clear Evidence Clerk Has Never Worked Full-Time Before
‘Working At A Firm Is Nothing Like Suits,’ Announces Smug Clerk Who Still Thinks Hospitals Are Like Grey’s Anatomy
‘Working At A Firm Is Nothing Like Suits,’ Announces Smug Clerk Who Still Thinks Hospitals Are Like Grey’s Anatomy
‘Excellent Time Management Skills’ Proudly Displayed On Résumé Submitted 10 Minutes Before Deadline
‘Excellent Time Management Skills’ Proudly Displayed On Résumé Submitted 10 Minutes Before Deadline
"Getting This Clerkship Is The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened To Me!" Says Man Who Will Be Divorced and Depressed by 29
"Getting This Clerkship Is The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened To Me!" Says Man Who Will Be Divorced and Depressed by 29