Disgruntled scientists stuck at home this winter over at the Bruniveristy of Quisbane have released a damming report of going to Europe to enjoy the Northern Hemisphere's summer, officially describing and classifying the whole continent as 'yeah nah not for me'.

Around the month of July to that first couple of weeks of August that you could probably take off if you really wanted to, seemingly thousands of students and people who can take holidays, like teachers, are flocking to Europe to enjoy all that France, Switzerland, and the other Game of Thrones castle-country has to offer.

With extended days stretching into the evening, a sun that won't immediately burn a melanoma onto your skin and actually some culture, Europe is a sure-fire hit for those wanting to taste something that's different but also easy enough to get around because everyone speaks English.

However, for those left at home this cold, wet winter, scientists have taken the edge off by reporting that Europe, despite all of the above, is really lame and hey, I took a gap year there anyway so I've seen enough like who cares its just a really nice place and so clean and no bogans and so many Australians and like, hostels are shit so what that parties are always fun and every photo you take is a masterpeice and oh screw it is anyone giving some cheap flights over there, maybe I could enter a contest, even just a week would be great please please please I want to go GET ME OUT OF BRISBANE.

Anyway, at least those at home get to work some more anyway.

None to come I hate this.