Finally! After week of study and exams, it’s finally the holidays!

Yep, as the author of this article who strategically took a few intensives and an Arts subject, I can wholeheartedly and unreservedly declare that it is, in fact, the holidays! Get ready to sleep in dickheads!

The Principal of UQ, that damn sexy legend, just texted me and said “Oi fuck knuckle- guess what? It’s the absolute fucking holidays you Maroon Dam!

This text can only serve as undeniable evidence that yes yes yes yes yes we are ALL on holidays.

My exams are done! That means yours are! Let’s go get an alcohol and eat a whole pizza!

Wow, holidays! I thought they’d never come ! It’s amazing how all the hard work pays off. Hmmmmm did someone say Noosa? Nope. Ah well, I did! It’s the fucking holidays you mango slurping naval officers!

Hahahahaha wow.

Great to be on holidays! Enjoy the break! And remember - no exams ! Haha