‘Yeah, nah, I didn’t actually find what he said that funny,’ a candid Laura Small (19) divulged to The Obiter.

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In breaking news, a young woman has just mastered the art of telling a porky-pie over text. Laura Small (19, but with the maturity of a 20-year-old) was texting her boyfriend, Josh Long (19), when she decided sending a series of “haha’s” was way easier than just dumping the man for being seriously unfunny.

She even chucked in some sideways laughing face emojis for authenticity.

‘Yeah, nah, I didn’t actually find what he said that funny,’ Laura admitted.

But the facade clearly worked, with Josh’s ego increasing by at least three. Among other lies, including, “I’m fine,” “I have work in the morning,” and, “how good is sex,” the “haha’s” have become a fan favourite among the youth of today.

Recent data has revealed some even add a “b” to the start to really jazz it up. ‘I’m telling you, a BAHAHA is a real winner with the ladies,’ a simp told The Obiter.

Facebook’s Anti-Bullshit Team is considering inserting a “lie-detector” feature on Messenger, alongside the controversial “read” feature. With the team only just commencing discussions now, the lie-detector will likely not be added until late 2023.

The kids’ lies are safe for now.

More laughs to come... or not.