‘We might sit this one out,’ said one of the white male editors.

‘Probably a good idea,’ said another.

‘I like tennis, but I feel like we’re probably not in the best position to offer a nuanced and insightful satirical take on this Serena Williams situation,’ said yet another.

‘You might be onto something here, boys,’ said the white female editor, her sarcasm lost on the pack of goobers who write for this publication.

‘You know what? Let’s stick to jokes about uni and/or beers,’ said the first, greeted with cheers, hollering, and exclamations of ‘I’m going to do an article about MERLO’S!!’

No more to come.