Oh no! A bumbling fool has mistaken the list of Class A drugs being used to train sniffer dogs and instead given them the Splendour line-up, causing fears of chaos and confusion.

Police Lieutenant Greg McMurdo displayed his glaring ignorance of both Police protocol and the youth music scene with this monumental cockup.

Reports are emerging that officers are searching for MGMT which has been imported from the USA and allegedly gives users an ‘electric feel’ and there are concerns about the harmful affects of the drug on KIDS.

DMAs is believed to have been brought to Mullumbimby from production in Sydney.

This is not the first balls-up at the festival, with Victorian Police sending an interstate task force to Byron after believing that they had finally located the troublesome Gang of Youths that has been wreaking indescribable terror on the gentrified streets of Melbourne’s leafy inner-east.

‘Yes. We admit that we did not seek appropriate clarification as to the description of the gang as we were in the midst of jerking ourselves off at the thought of actually getting some proof that these gangs even exist,’ said Chief Commissioner Scott Green.

That’s all For Now.