Technology: it’s the pottery of the internet. Everywhere you look, there’s a new gadget, ginzo or gimmick. And that’s just in the bathroom!

Yep, the world sure has gone #viral and here at The Obiter we hashtag love it! Yeet!

And just announced today, there’s a new iPhone app that’s going to rock the tech world! It’s also available in Android, for all the poors!

While it is yet to be released, the app has already been hailed by experts (or techxperts HAHA got ‘em cunt) as ‘the Uber of transport.’

Yep, look out taxis and Uber and Lyft and Ola and your Mum – this is the future of ride sharing!

The app, which has already been described as this generation’s answer to Uber, harnesses modern technology like phones and screens to allow users to order a car that will come pick them up and take them wherever they want to go – like the bar! Who needs a drink, am I right or am I right?! Beer.

This app is essentially the Uber of Ub… oh wait, false alarm it’s just Uber.

As you were.