“Huh, I never thought about it like that”, said Putin after hearing about the ingenious decision made by the St Blues 8.1 Team.

Forget about the ICCPR and United Nations General Assembly, Jamie Bollinger and Becky Carlton are the face of Peace following their captivating appearance as the Negative Team against St Reds on Friday night.

Jamie tackled the economic effects of Russia’s conflict. Notably, she proclaimed that “Putin really needs to think about what he’s spending his money on”.

This niche take saw his opponents gasp in horror, scrambling for a rebuttle point. Reports confirmed the second speaker for the affirmative was heard, whispering, “I didn’t see that argument coming”. Well, it seems the second speaker for the affirmative and Putin share something in common!

The air was potent with Jamie’s conviction even after the ring of the 3-minute bell, rung by Michael Palmer. Michael was benched by the Blues for this round following a horrific performance as 1st affirmative last week.

Second speaker, Becky really brought the split home with an indictment against Putin and the social impacts of the conflict upon “kids just like her”. Becky ended with yet another excellent use of a rhetorical device, directly appealing to the President of Russia himself asking, “How would you feel if someone destroyed your house?”.

Sources close to the President confirm that Putin had never, in fact, considered such a hypothetical. Our sources also confirmed that Putin never realised that points could be split along social/economic lines and believes it is a game changer for international relations.

More to come.