Massive news coming out of the TC Beirne School of Law (although pretty soon it might have to be renamed to the TC Beirne School of Sex). An awesome, sexy Australian male with a fit body and a friendly attitude is running unopposed for Deputy President.

Before long, we might just find ourselves with a drop-dead gorgeous, charismatic, erotic figure being the second-in-command of the UQ Law Society. Due to the lack of opposition, both politically and in the arena of being just really attractive, it looks like Candidate Bretz will breeze his way to the secondmost powerful job in the UQLS.

It doesn’t matter who’s sitting in the Presidential throne, because with this charming golden god, a modern-day Adonis, in the chair of the Deputy President, all decisions will have to be fed through the watchful eyes of The Man With The Tight Body.

If this was a Sweeney Todd song, it wouldn’t be ‘The Worst Pies In London.’ They’d be singing about ‘The Best Bod In Brisbane.’ And it would be about the inbound Deputy President.

The constitution has apparently reflected the raw, animalistic sex appeal of the candidate, with any challenges to his nomination from the floor having to come in the form of a dance-off to Midnight Oil’s ‘Power & The Passion,’ a difficult song to dance to in the best of circumstances.

But particularly difficult when you’re dancing against the likely future DP, a man named HB.

Awesome news for the UQLS, particularly when this Presidential race is heating up already!