‘Everyone on this app gives me the ick!’ exclaimed Meg (24, PR Manager - Lorna Jane) as she scrolled through yet another horny bloke’s Hinge profile that really just wasn’t that appealing.

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In a recent attempt by the male species to find mate, Jeremy (26, Accountant) has taken to Hinge to express his untapped creative genius, writing a cracker of a one-liner to the ‘one thing you should know about me’ prompt: ‘dick long’.

Needless to say, the bloke is obviously packing.

Jeremy has also alerted users of the popular dating app that he ‘goes crazy for Dumptrucks and chocci moo moo.’ Fuck he’s good.

This might be the nail in the coffin that edges Meg to get off the apps. Hot girl summer has been fun and all but enough is enough.

Meg has taken to Tik Tok to expose these incels. In a positive twist, this has landed her a steady following and brand deals of her own. Make the patriarchy and Bondi Sands work for you girlboss!