In an unprecedented (more like unpresidented!) turn of events, there has been only one advanced nomination received for UQLS president: Eve Limboro. The Obiter suspects foul play.

In the grand history of the University of Queensland Law Society, there have been very few instances of an uncontested bid for the top job. We at The Obiter suspected that not all was as it seemed. We were not fooled by Eve’s open, friendly and kind exterior. We know there must be more to the woman who would seemingly make an excellent President. We had to investigate the truth.

The Obiter’s trusted agents within the Walter Harrison Law Library have reportedly seen Eve walking around with a meat cleaver saying, “Don’t run against me or else.”

This was corroborated with reports of Eve leaving a horse’s head on the law society office’s couch during a prospective candidate’s office hours.

Eve has also mobilised her gang of cronies, aka the Designs and Communications of 2023, to spread fear among the law student body. They have generated a number of hurtful though admittedly well designed documents that pundits are calling, “Threats By Canva.”

Beyond threats of physical harm, Eve has reportedly threatened to use her considerable artistic skills to draw hurtful caricatures of any potential opponents.

More to come (if we are not taken out).