Actually Overheard At The Law Ball: “I’ll Marry You.”

The Obiter can confirm that some extremely unique rizzing occurred the UQLS Law Ball last Friday night.

After imbibing in mimosas and a tropical fruit vape, our correspondent witnessed arguably one of the most beautiful displays of true love to ever grace a student ball.

Actually overheard and seen was a first year male earnibble a female attendee, before declaring in her ear, in a Gollum-like husk, “I’ll marry you”.

The projectile vomit splat next to the chicken skewer platter? Yeah, that was us, puking on behalf of our subscribers.

The icking of our cancer stick addicted correspondent comes 43 minutes after another icking incident occurred to our second correspondent, this time in the photobooth line.

After being asked what degree they studied and what they plan to do in the future, our second correspondent actually shot herself straight through the skull.

The Obiter sends prayers and condolences to the family of our second correspondent, Mimi Mosa.