Right-wing commentator, and thirty-five-year-old human male, Ben Shapiro, is in custody this evening after a team of heavily armed DEA agents arrested him for the unlawful possession of a deadly weapon.

A weapon deadlier than any other. His brain.

That little ball of grey matter has been known to assault liberals with facts and logic, destroy libtards with its frightening rationality, and defraud the intellectually dishonest.

In fact, the DEA’s attention was most recently caught by Shapiro’s terrifying brain being used to straight-up murder Beto O’Rourke.

Detained at his Los Angeles home, the 172cm meter tall Harvard Law School graduate, whose wife is a doctor, was charged with the possession of a dangerous weapon and remanded in custody, with bail set by a local court at $2million.

Insiders with firsthand knowledge of the case reported that the weapon, Mr. Shapiro’s particularly large, dense, throbbing brain, was especially destructive when used to obliterate and destroy idiotic, delusional left-wing opponents.

His superior command of the English language, his vast repository of knowledge in the fields of history, politics, and philosophy that can be recalled on command, and ability to use large words at a frightening, epic speed were all cited as threats when discussing the danger his brain posed to snowflake fucktards concerned more for feelings than facts, logic and reason.

‘Mr. Shapiro’s IQ score is high enough alone to obliterate a small to medium sized town or village,’ confirmed our anonymous source.

As Mr Shapiro was taken into custody, he was last heard screaming ‘facts don’t care about your feelings,’ which is a pretty deranged claim considering facts don’t care about anything. They’re facts. They’re an abstract concept. They do not possess the capacity to care about anything.

More to come in this breaking story.