Not sure if you’re drifting back into the raven’s nest of post-breakup depression or if its just a brisk 16°C Brisbane day and your shirt is thin? You’ve come to the right place!

Q1: What are you wearing right now?

A: I’ve been wearing the same jumper for six weeks

B: My senior jersey

C: Bluejuice 2009 Australian Tour T shirt

Q2: Was it a bit brisk at work today?

A: I was sweating buckets today at the roller rink.

B: It was a bit nippy at Nando’s Buranda Village today.

C: It was just the right temp in the boardroom at Bluejuice HQ

Q3: How did your exams go?

A: I was in a fugue state

B: If only I knew! Ha ha

C: I Bluejuiced myself!

RESULTS

If you answered mostly As, sorry but its actually 26°C today. You have no choice but to text your ex right now and ask if they’ve watched Love on the Spectrum yet.

If you answered mostly Bs, baby its cold outside! Put on a jumper and some Ugg boots and fire off a few abusive texts to your ex.

If you answered mostly Cs, text your ex’s Mum wishing her a happy birthday.