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The UQ Senate elections began today and no one cares.

After carefully reviewing the candidates and their statements (i.e. their names), The Obiter is proud to endorse absolutely fucking none of them.

They all seem like naughty children who wouldn’t know passive compliance if it came and smacked them on the bottom. Which, we might add, their parents should have from a young age!

At a cursory glance, it is obvious that neither the deranged Hong Kong one, the hot hacky one, nor the confederacy of others are anywhere near capable of blindly following the University’s light jog towards corporate abundance.

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On an unrelated note, how hot is Peter Hoj?

Glasses? Yep. Cute elf-like accent? You better believe it. Sexy hunk ability to tear down your fucking theatre? That’s the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it.

Anyway, the Senate. Boo, they suck, let’s talk more about the Chancellor. Take a Chance-llor on me! The J in his name will be the only thing that’s silent tonight.

He is so brave and awesome. What a guy. Who needs a dumb Senate when you have Hoj. Hot, hot Hoj.