Asserting there’ll be more security at the Toga Party than the Era tour and that emissions will be saved by Taylor not flying to Mebourne.

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Upon the recent announcement of UQ’s Toga Party line-up, some first years are quite disappointed to see that Taylor Swift won’t be headlining UQ’s biggest event on the 16th February.

Claiming it would make total logistical sense for Taylor to headline the party since she will be already touring Australia, this group told The Obiter that they were expecting much bigger artists to make the line-up.

Some UQ first years in protest of the line up has suggested they’d like to see the togas swapped for a Kansas City Chiefs jersey in a bid to persuade Taylor on performing.

“The least she could do is perform at the UQ’s equivalent of the Superbowl,” said a diehard Swifie.

This high expectation of the infamous party is likely the result of their second-year friends telling them that the UQ Union had secured some pretty well-known artists in previous year.

Another Swiftie fan said while she felt mislead from the facebook event claiming ‘the best lineup yet’, she will probably still enjoy the Red Wiggle’s set.

“I’ve heard he plays at Fridays often though so I’m not sure how many people are actually going to go to the Toga Party now that Taylor is not playing,” she said.

“I’ve got bad blood with the UQ Union.”