The highest court in the land is stained with shame today, as news has broken regarding the pattern of sexual abuse and harrassment perpetrated by former High Court justice, Dyson Heydon. A name-sounds-like-a-vacuum-cleaner-and-career-abuser-and-harrasser-of-women cunt.
The bravery of victims in coming forward is deserving of monumental respect, as to challenge one of the most respected legal minds in the land is no easy task, particularly in a political climate as sympathetic to 77-year-old immoral Catholics as the present one, where a prominent rapist can be acquitted because ‘there’s no way he could have ruined a child’s life with an act that took only five minutes. He was shaking hands at the church, after all!’
But one group of people, or more accurately one group of fellas, who are utterly stoked about the news today is the prestigious, ever-growing ‘Sexual Abusers Club,’ or SACs. The SACs, who host an annual ball on Epstein Island called the SAC WAC, are littered with prominent names from just about every industry imaginable - but up until today, they regrettably could not find a High Court justice to fill the ranks.
Not because it definitely hasn’t happened loads of times with people rightfully too afraid to speak up, but because the SACs follow a strict policy of ‘if it’s not in the news, it’s not real abuse.’
Fucked that they think that’s a good rhyme.
The President of the SACs, Kev Spacey, released a statement today welcoming Dyson Heydon into their ranks of sickening sex pests, suggesting it was ‘wicked news that a respected Judge can join the ranks of countless actors, politicians, musicians, stand-up comedians, CEOs, and teachers.’
Chris D’Elia, a recent addition to the SAC Club but a man already proving his stripes by being a paedophilic slime, is reportedly hosting a stand-up night to celebrate Heydon’s addition to the club. Laughter is strongly discouraged.
Above all else, reports from inside the Sexual Abusers Club indicate a hope that the mind of the retired jurist will be put to use to prevent further victims from being legally positioned to hold responsible men to account.
But unfortunately for the SAC, the ultra-conservative LNP-shilling cunt that is Dyson Heydon has about as much intellectual integrity as he does respect from the Australian public after today.
Sweet fuck all.
No more to come.