Hungover flatmates have woken up this morning in their inner-west Brisbane property to discover something only multi-millionaires can usually afford.

An event that Bill Burphy (21) described just after lunch as “actually pretty fucking serious”, has left a bigger pool in his backyard than what the council is even willing to pay for.

With the water levels rising, the mates have considered swapping social Friday backyard cricket to Friday backyard regattas.

There are now rising concerns amongst the broke uni students that this new addition to their property could soar their rent value through the roof. However, rest assured, water front properties won’t be so popular after this weekend.

While the Robin-hood of weather events has ripped expensive boats off the city’s billionaires, it sure has been accomodating towards those with deep ditches in their backyards.

While we wait in anticipation to see the full effects of this weather event, in the meantime Bill agrees it’s time to get the surf ski out.