UQLS Presidential Candidate Sean Tran has reportedly exploded at his post-writing staff this afternoon.

Aides, who wished to remain anonymous for fears of internal punishment, revealed to The Obiter that Mr Tran’s outburst came after staffers returned a draft for his next post in the Facebook event.

Upon realising that the post clocked in at a measly 3200 words, Mr Tran picked up the staffer’s laptop and hurled it into the wall of his headquarters.

‘He went full Social Network,’ one witness confirmed.

‘What the FUCK am I supposed to do with this?’ Mr Tran bellowed in the young aide’s face.

‘Is this the trivia question for a fucking Fantail? It needs to be at least… three times longer than this!’

‘And where are the fucking emojis?!?! Dot points are for Martin!!’

According to those present, the presidential candidate berated the staff for the better part of 45 minutes before sitting down to smash out eight more posts himself.

‘This Tales of the Beedle and the Bard bullshit has got to go,’ Tran spat while typing furiously. ‘This is Harry Potter 5 bro. Long and boring. If you want to write comics go work for Omar,’

More to come.