Well, thanks everyone for coming around tonight. Donelle, you look amazing, what have you done with your eyebrows? How's Sammy?
Oh yeah that's nice my Trent is doing the same thing he said it was difficult to find a job. Yeah? Oh, okay, well I'll tell Trent to lift his game! Hah!
I think Marnie will be here soon? She's always late, hah! Did you see her photos on instagram? She and Scott always have such a great time and they are always going overseas, I wish I could.
Anyway, we should watch this film. Okay, so does this have the Batman? Okay, who's this one? Oh, you know my friend knows Neil from that office, why don't I get Trent to talk to him?
Okay so this is the one where they all had the big crystal stuff? Oh, no here's Marnie. Yes, hey Marnie - I know, I was stuck in traffic for so long yesterday, it’s a nightmare.
Here, sorry the place is a mess. You shouldn't have! Okay well I've got some salad in the fridge, it's not very nice though I can never to the recipe right. How were your travels? Oh really? With that girl from the gym? Well that is not good. Photos were great though!
Okay so now there's all these people. Oh look, Eric Bana as Green Man! I loved him in Romulus big Daddy. Did you see it Donelle?
Really I think all these films are a bit silly. I just can't follow it with all the noise and bright lights! Oh, that man's got a haircut. I should definitely get Trent to get a haircut he's trying to grow it out after school but it looks awful.
Well, this is a long film, but now they're on another planet? Is that Mars? Yes that's fine Donelle, just go out the back Trent has asthma.
I can't believe Donelle still smokes what a mess. Marnie stop crying I can't hear the hot guy speak. Nice to see they've got a couple of girls in the cast this used to be such a boys club. Which of the characters are they in love with? I reckon the redhead girl will end up with the guy from the rom com movies. She was in Lost in Translation, my hubbie LOVES that film I just don't see why.
Marnie seriously I know its hard but honest to god I need to watch this film I don't care about Scott, just find someone else to take nice photos with. No, sorry! Marnie! Ah well.
Okay well it's just me. Damn Donelle is taking so long. Is she smoking a whole packet. Her son is such a dickhead but he's doing better than Trent, damn. I bet they think about us all the time.
5 stars.