The world number one is reportedly set to take the Australian Government to Court over the decision.

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Breaking news out of Melbourne this morning, with local media reporting that Novax Djocovid has been turned around by the Australian Border Force after failing to meet the requirements for entry with a visa.

Novax, who chairs the really average bloke Hall of Fame, has repeatedly publicly stated that getting vaccinated is for commies and people who smoke weed and ride motorcycles.

Nonetheless, the world number one had reportedly anticipated that he would be granted a medical exemption to stay in Australian and compete in the nation’s Grand Slam after advising Aus Open officials that he usually had his five fruit and two veg, and would do the worm if he won the tournament.

However, it was confirmed by the PM this morning, who is bathing in the glory of people being momentarily distracted from waiting three years in queues to get a Covid test, that the Serbian had been served notice to leave the country.

The Serb has confirmed that he will challenge the decision in Court after he was advised that the border had been (grand) slammed shut on him.

No more to come.