Jim Crook is a 41-year old Californian who has voted Democrat his entire life. Jim’s plumbing business ‘She’s Got Pipes!’ earns him a modest income to support his three children and wife, Janelle.

Jim knows that 2018 has been a hard year for the political party that he loves with all his American heart. From the Kavanaugh confirmation and stripping back of environmental regulations, Jim felt that a sense of hopelessness had taken hold of elected Democrats.

Jim wanted to help out. But how? He was but a humble plumber from San Diego. That’s when he had his idea. Democrats were busy trying to win back the House and Senate; far too busy to worry about their plumbing.

So Jim, in a show of goodwill and support, decided to mail his left-wing heroes some free pipe. This way, if any plumbing issues arose throughout the course of the mid-terms campaign, they wouldn’t need to waste time calling the plumber when they could be out canvassing and talking to voters.

Jim walked down to his local post office, smiling ear to ear.

“Wow,” Jim thought. “It feels so good to make a difference in my own little way.”

Jim started to send the pipe to all his idols: the Clintons, President Obama, Joe Biden, George Soros, Eric Holder, Maxine Waters. He even threw one in for Robert De Niro, because he just loved his performance in Dirty Grandpa.

Jim posted the envelopes and strolled home, a pep in his step.

However, the next day he checked the news.

Oh no! It looked like Jim’s gesture had been grossly misinterpreted by the mainstream media as a series of assassination attempts.

“No!” Jim screamed at his New York Times subscription. “It was just for plumbing! It was just for the pipes!!!!!! The pipes, I say, the pipes!!”

Jim is furious about the ingratitude displayed by his heroes. His Party asks constantly for campaign donations, yet when a loyal supporter like Jim followed through and gifted party figures samples of his finest steel pipe, he was promptly labelled a domestic terrorist. Talk about ungrateful!

Jim now intends to vote Republican down the ballot and for President Trump in 2020.