The UQLS election period has delivered a world-first for absolute fucking law dork Eamon McDickgoob (we’ve written like 10 articles over 2 days guys, maybe just let this one slide yeah? Thanking you).

As candidates for all manner of Management Committee positions completely molest the notifications tab with invites to their Facebook events, many students expressed outrage at the spam.

Not Eamon McDickityDickgub.

Eamon, being the unadulterated fuckburger of a bloke that he is, does not ever receive invitations to Facebook events. If he were to be invited to a party or pre-drinks, he’d just drink pineapple juice and dribble on his stupid brown shorts. Seriously guys, if you’re not laughing you’re not working hard enough to conjure up the image of the gimpiest dickvein in your cohort absolutely slurping up pineapple juice, no alcohol just the juice, and inhaling it with such ferocity that he is going full Poseidon on his dumb dick and stupid fucking pants. I am actually enraged just thinking about him holy fuck.

So what was this about? Oh yeah, he’s invited to Facebook events this week because people are campaigning for the AGM so he is having the feeling of what it’s like to actually have friends. Got it? Good.

There you go. We only wrote this one to space out the Omar articles because we have sooooo many of them. More to comar.