In what seemed to be taken as an unequivocal invitation to have a go at being a fucking weatherman, the temperature of Brisbane turned it up today - or should we say down!
The weather's downward spiral into the lower degrees would've gone completely unnoticed if not for the brave whistleblowers of every office workplace notifying the colleagues upon arrival that the rumours were indeed true: it's a bit cold.
Thank fuck for these almighty weather aficionados taking time out of their Monday to provide wall-to-wall coverage on the fact that Brisbane was chillier than usual.
The colder temp is indisputable evidence that climate change is a hoax by the Chinese and that our Prime Minister was right on the money when he said 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts.'*
*In complete and utter hindsight, that quote was probably more accurately traced to the time he was asked to quote his favourite line from Ghostbusters. The male remake, of course.
No more to come.