An apparently happy local man has been thrown into a deep bout of introspection this morning after receiving a number of targeted advertisements on his social media feeds for therapy services.
Nick Murray (22) was subjected to advertisements from Beyond Blue, Healthline, Talkspace, Headspace, and Queensland Health in what the fifth year Arts/Law student described as a ‘barrage’.
Questioning why such advertisements would be relentlessly targeted at his online profile, Murray began reflecting on his online habits as of late.
‘I guess I have been unironically listening to Amy Shark lately, but hey, can’t we have a guilty pleasure once in a while?’, said Murray at press time, still in denial.
‘and I suppose I have been commenting on Reddit a lot more’ acknowledged Murray, his brow beginning to furrow.
‘Actually, now that I think about it, I have been watching a hell of a lot of BattleBots lately’ uttered Murray solemnly, the realisation dawning on home.
‘Jesus Christ, I’m depressed’
Best of luck, Nick. Get help.