UQLS oldhead Tom Walsh promises to ‘school’ newcomer Felipe Florit in the art of being VP (Education).

In what promises to be the greatest showdown this side of The Levant, Tom Walsh and Felipe Florit will be going head to head for Vice-President (Education) in the 2023 UQLS AGM.

Tom ‘Senior Citizen’ Walsh has reportedly been overheard saying that he will ‘school’ UQLS newcomer Felipe and that, ‘Felipe ain’t got nothing on me fam!’

However, the Obiter has it on good authority that Walshy doesn’t even have his pen license and instead writes exclusively in pencil and crayon. How can he educate others, if he isn’t educated himself? What can we learn from Walshy, other than how to grow a sick moe?

But the question on everyone’s lips is… who is the enigmatic Felipe? Who is this aliteratively name outsider promising to overhaul a system that no one thought was broken?

Well, the Obiter’s investigative team has done the digging. We’ve heard that Felipe has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus, that his hair’s insured for $10,000, and he does car commercials… in Japan.

Two men. One student society executive role. Who will win?

The Obiter eagerly awaits the election results.