Sharon Thornton (28) came in hot to her friends Paddy’s day drinks at Finn McCool’s Fortitude Valley.

“Narelle is such a snake,” she said “I’m gonna confront her, it’s what St Patrick would have wanted.”

Sharon explained that she had recently been courting a man named Darryl, who she had met at the races two weeks ago. However, it had recently come to Sharon’s attention that her supposed friend, Narelle, had also been attempting to court Darryl, fully aware that Sharon had her eyes on him first.

The Obiter witnessed Sharon verbally confront Narelle.

“I know you’re trying to fuck Darryl, Narelle. You gronk bitch!” She yelled, throwing her yellow cider onto Narelle’s green shirt.

“Clarine is keen on him too” Narelle replied, barely audible over The Pogues playing in the background “She’s with him right now babes, you don’t own every bloke you see.”

Sources confirmed with The Obiter that Clarine was as that time on a date with Darryl at Irish Murphy’s.

“Well I don’t want to see either of your faces at book club ever again!” said Sharon.

“But next week we are talking about The Dry! I love Eric Bana.” Narelle responded woundedly.

“Fuck off.” Sharon finished, the rest of the girls standing with her in solidarity.

No more to come from Narelle nor Clarine.