Not three days after the news of Ariana Grande’s split with Pete Davidson broke, it looks like our presumptive Deputy President, and erotic superstar, has scored a date with her.

The King of Sex and the Queen of Pop may be having a very fateful meeting at Grill’d Rosalie, with Bretz’s Instagram DM of ‘You up?’ reaping absolute dividends with the young pop star. Our reports indicate that the Deputy President has been spending the last few days preparing for his speech at the AGM - and preparing for his date later that night!

Let’s hope he orders a Simply Grill’d with a side of a successful encounter with Ariana Grande.

Ultimately, this presumptive Deputy President represents the society. And what could be a better look for our society than a gorgeous, sensual young man forming an emotional and physical bond with one of the most compelling musicians of our time. It is truly an exciting era to be in the UQLS.

As the Presidential race heats up, it’s reassuring to have some stability with the role of Deputy President. With Candidate Bretz, you know you’re getting passion, enthusiasm, and a willingness to grow to please others - and that’s before we’re even talking about what he’ll do in the UQLS!

Grande is certainly an extremely lucky woman, as is Bretz. And at the end of the day, that’s what makes this Grill’d date all the more exciting. We wish the candidate all the very best!