The UQLS AGM will take place tomorrow. While both presidential candidates are expressing confidence, Candidate Geary has gone further than his opponent by commencing the planning phase for Law Dinner 2019.

In a move sure to excite some quarters and surprise others, Geary has already put some of his policies into motion, sourcing industrial amounts of ketamine in preparation for the dessert which will be served in a year’s time.

Despite the fact that the dinner will not take place until late next year, Geary has already dived deep into the minutiae of the event. According to sources close to the candidate, his main focus is the menu.

“Geary believes that the menu will need to reflect the tone of the society in 2019,” an unnamed aide told The Obiter. “That’s why he is looking into refreshing, new options for dessert, such as Ferg’s personal guilty pleasure: the ketamine soufflé.

“They’re just yum,” Geary reportedly told Nigella Lawson, who he confusingly contacted to gain assistance with the preparation of the meal.

“On a cold winter’s eve, nothing reminds me more of my childhood than snuggling up in front of the fire and enjoying one of Mum’s famous ket soufs. They’ll knock your dick off!”

Other menu items that Geary is considering include Stir Fried, Weed Risotto, and Carlton Dry Couscous.

More to come. More ketamine that is! Yum, yum, yum.