In an unprecedented turn of events, it appears that Charlie XCX could become the unlikely catalyst behind a successful presidential campaign (not to mention, the position is also currently uncontested).

Kicking off her campaign with the rallying cry, “I’ve listened to 102 Charlie XCX songs today,” raises some essential questions:

Are there even 102 Charlie XCX songs to reference?
Does listening to Charlie XCX somehow translate to presidential qualities?
Are we sure there’s even 101 Charlie XCX songs?

Until a few months ago, “Brat” was hardly a term you’d expect to lead a political campaign. It’s not even something you’d dare call your worst enemy! But, as The Obiter has uncovered, after some extensive research, it turns out that Mikayla isn’t embracing the “brat” of “a child who behaves badly” (Cambridge Dictionary Definition). Instead, she’s bringing us the trendier “Brat Summer” vibe—more carefree, more trendy etc.

Rumour has it that Mikayla’s policies for the UQLS in 2025 will be directly inspired by Charlie XCX song titles. Here’s a preview of what The Obiter expects:

“Apple”: A policy mandating an apple a day to keep doctors away. Likely to discourage med students—a win!
“Talk Talk”: Emphasising transparency and open conversations within the law school.
“Sympathy is a Knife”: Perhaps an anti-JATL stance?
“Club Classic”: Could this be a typo for “Sub Classic”? Possibly free Subway for law students?
“Guess”: Let’s assume this one keeps us guessing.

With Kamala Harris’s campaign manager on her team, this campaign may just raise the bar for inventive political strategy. We at The Obiter wish Mikayla and her powerhouse team every success as they dive headfirst into the Brat Summer campaign season!