Zac Williams has shocked absolutely no one after putting in an advanced nomination for BOTH Socials Officer and Sports Officer. After a hectic year as Graduate & International Officer, a term in either the Sports or Socials portfolio seems like child’s play for him.

Despite Sneaky Zac using different photos for each nomination, the Obiter in its investigative journalism skills has confirmed that it was, in fact, the same person. Perhaps the dead give-away was the identical format of both nominations, only substituting the words ‘social’ and ‘sporty’.

Zac’s multiple advanced nominations go miles in establishing his very relevant experience for both the roles of Socials Officer and Sport Officer.

If elected, ‘Social Zac’ would rely on his ‘extroverted’ personality and the fact that he ‘goes out regularly with mates’ to assist with the organisation of UQLS Events. Most would say he is almost too qualified for the role. His cheeky grin in the provided photo certainly establishes him as a ‘social’ guru!

But not so fast! ‘Sporty Zac’ has been involved in Cricket, Touch, AFL, Soccer, Basketball as both a player, referee and spectator (or Judge, Jury and Executioner, in legal terms). Complete with an athletic hat and visor sunnies, Zac is focused and ready to win whichever one of the aforementioned sports he is meant to be playing/refereeing/spectating in the supplied photo. Serious and competitive ‘Sporty Zac’ is miles away from the extroverted ‘Social Zac’ we met only pages beforehand in the Advanced Nominations guide.

Zac Williams really is definition of the phrase ‘the dichotomy of man’. He was also definitely a TC in High School.

The Obiter are confident that Williams has two sets of ‘social’ and ‘sporty’ clothing ready for his respective speeches at the UQLS AGM this Thursday. He probably has another set of clothing as well – a costume for the Halloween party he’s attending afterwards. He’s a busy man! Social, sporty and spooky!

Come along to the UQLS AGM on Thursday, 31 October 2024 at 11am in E215, Forgan Smith (East Wing) and see for yourself!