Despite the fact that there’s a fair bit going on in the news these days, your mate, and engineering student with some fairly left-of-field opinions, Jimmy Lentil (19), reckons that, just to be safe, he best deliver the top headlines to the group chat on a daily basis.

This typically sparks about a two to four message conversation between Jimmy and the nerd of the group (Ethan) about how the world is ‘kinda fucked.’ Emma usually chips in about how this particular piece of news deeply affects her life too.

Some of Jimmy’s finest work came amid the early stages of the COVID-19 outbreak, with the young lad breaking the news that Birdees was closing down its indoor space.

He also prides himself on relaying to the group the how many cases Italy, Spain, Zambia and South Yemen have had for the day (he also loves a case himself! Ha!).

Also, there’s this bloke called Daniel Pavloo (?) that Jimmy reckons you should know about too. It’s some story about this Danish bloke who’s in love with Chinese popstar that keeps leading him on and Dan is just his mate that calls her out on her shit. Really fascinating read actually.

More to come.