After a hard day of standing outside parliament, The Obiter's political correspondent was snooping around looking for a snack when she made an astonishing discovery. In an attempt to provide some stability to government the Governor General Peter Cosgrove has made a nice little roster and taped it to the fridge.

‘They’ve all proved that they can’t play nicely and learn to share so I had to step in.’

It appears that the top job will be rotated around the parliament in weekly stints.

‘While I was at it I also added a few other jobs that could do with a bit of action around here. Tony’s on dishes this week, I’ve had it up to here with his onion peels around the sink.’

Bill Shorten could be seen peering into the break room asking if it was his go soon.

‘Uhhhh yea sure Bill, why don’t you go play with the other kids… Hey Peter! I’ve warned you already, let Anish into the playground or Scott gets to be PM for a second week in a row instead of you.’

It’s pure chaos down here in Canberra.

‘Yes Matthias you can go pee pee... Fuck me when they said that politics was full of petty immaturity, I didn’t think I'd actually have to treat them like children.’