11.4K. It’s not only the amount of money a poor person makes a year. It’s also the number of followers Bec Holly (@bec_holly) has acquired on Instagram, after three years as a full-time influencer.

The small fortune Bec has built up photographing herself putting $88.99 goat smegma on her cheeks allows her to shout her group of awesome and interesting friends a cheeky dinner on the town, roughly every day or so.

Treat!

At the latest, but certainly not last, supper, Bec’s cheeseboard and cocktail proved too aesthetic to eat without a thorough documentation process.

Activate Operation Boomerang.

Bec captured the meal in an innovative lean-in-and-out motion. She utilised her absolutely sharp wit on her go-to caption, ‘It’d Be Rude Not To .’

The caption failed to recognise that the Boomy was taken in the middle of her closest friend’s account of a harrowing breakup, and that her feeling of duty towards the polite Boomy was misplaced.

‘Sometimes you have to,’ she captioned a follow-up story, as the waiter tried and failed to check in on how she was enjoying her meal.

The final instalment read ‘Thank you so much to the hard working kitchen and waitstaff’ as she wandered out, without remembering to pay.

More to come.