While Pope Francis may be God’s top man on the ground, he is still fallible to the pains of a creaky computer neck.
Like millions of office workers the world over, the Pope has attempted to protect his neck by stacking a few books underneath his monitor. Fortunately, the Vatican is absolutely packed with a bunch of outdated bibles which can’t be put to good use anyway.
Sources say the Pope asked the Vatican’s chief librarian if he could borrow the books, who replied ‘Oh yeah for sure, those bad boys were superseded when King James dropped a new bible 10 years back’.
Congratulations Pope Francis, and we hope you enjoy watching the next season of Bojack Horseman on your appropriately placed monitor.