In a world first, students from The University of Queensland have expressed feelings of jealousy towards students studying at the Queensland University of Technology.

The envy of the usually elitist UQ students was ignited by a mildly spicy scandal that played out in QUT Stalkerspace 2.0. Wow, they have a Stalkerspace. That’s cute.

The saga involved a post by a girl about an apartment at Newmarket. And she wanted someone to housesit for her but she wanted them to pay her $100. To housesit for 10 days. And there was a cat to feed too or something? The gist seemed to be that it was nuts that she wanted someone to pay to housesit. I think. We sort of just skimmed it.

The QUT students commented on the bizarre post before the girl published a follow up post whereby she called the entirety of the Facebook group c***s. And then she left the group and everyone just went nuts.

The plethora of memes posted in QUT Stalkerspace since the incident have been very funny. I mean, they would be funny if I got it but again I am only going off a few comments and things that I read, I don’t really dive into QUT stories all that much.

The Obiter reached out to the 2017 Valedictorian of QUT Law for a comment on the matter. “It was very exciting,” she said. “I haven’t been this excited since I learned that I got a single figure OP!”

UQ students have become defensive about the loss of their accustomed snobbery. “I don’t care,” UQ student Walter Finch McHarrison III told The Obiter. “I mean, the Lion King “what the light touches” meme about the Newmarket apartment was funny I guess, but again I really don’t know what happened.”

The UQ Union is expected to release a statement in the following days to address the jealousy of its members in an attempt to avoid mass exodus of student to QUT.

The real world is, again, keeping it very real.