Valid excuses for why you should NOT get a ticket to the Comedy Debate 

Trick question: there are none, you slacker! 

Actually, there are a couple of excuses that may be valid on a case-by-case basis:

  1. Hospital emergency

  2. Probably any other emergency 

  3. Dentist appointment 

  4. Dog ate your homework 

  5. You’re performing at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 

  6. You would have loved to come but just during work today you started to get a sore throat and probably it’s best you rest tonight as you think you might be sick, but you’re keen to catch up sometime soon and so sorry for the last minute bail, but let’s grab lunch next week at work if you’re around and so sorry again because it would’ve been great to catch-up tonight 

  7. Cyclone Alfred 

  8. You’re going to Heathrow airport to run through security and say goodbye to your one true love because she is going to America 

  9. Covid-19 


 If none of the above applies to you, get a ticket mate!