A local mother has been outed as an ‘absolutely crazy chick’ on Mother’s Day today, as her daughter’s Instagram story has become rapidly populated with video of her doing all sorts of ‘insane antics,’ like enjoying a glass of wine, lip-syncing to a song from her youth, or God forbid, dancing to a song from her youth while enjoying a glass of wine.
What an absolutely bonkers character!
Karen Green (49), a hard-working, fun-loving mother of three, is by all accounts, a fairly normal working professional with a penchant for Tempranillo and ABBA’s Greatest Hits. Like most women her age, she enjoys conversation with her friends and quality time with her family - and her dog, Buster!
But this normal woman has been revealed to be a different creature entirely today, on Mother’s Day, of all days. Much like Clark Kent was revealed to be Superman in seemingly literally every Superman movie made, Karen’s alter-ego of ‘Crazy Cool Chick Mum’ has been unceremoniously put on display this morning, in a series of Instagram stories which show the heightened depravity and debauchery in which this mother engages.
Sarah Green, Karen’s 22-year-old daughter who calls her Mum her ‘best friend,’ took the opportunity afforded by Mother’s Day celebrations to show the world just how fucking batshit her Mum can be.
The footage is breathtaking. In a clip dated 23 May 2018, the viewer can clearly see Karen, with a glass of champagne in hand, loudly talking to one of her friends before singing along to a lyric from Cyndi Lauper’s classic ‘Time After Time.’
And the Bacchanalian excess doesn’t stop there.
In another video, the ‘absolutely batshit crazy’ mother is revealed to be having a G&T at 1pm after running a half-marathon. As this deranged individual sits there in her activewear, cradling the alcohol as if it was her own child, her daughter is there to chronicle the whole escapade. And one can clearly hear the dialogue, spoken at 1.48pm, in which Karen asks if ‘anyone wants another?’
It is horrifying to see these images. No child should be exposed to such zany antics.
Or maybe as a society we should just agree to love our mothers, instead of posting fourteen Instagram stories about them which simply serve to highlight how incredibly, beautifully normal they are.
Your Mum isn’t crazy because she loves a couple of drinks, and loves to dance to the songs of her youth. That’s what makes her human, you fucking lunatic.
No more to come.