“Is he even listening to the fucking dialogue?!” Exclaimed disgruntled young woman Molly Howard.

Tense scenes emerging from El Taco Cinemas after local romantic Harry Brennan (23) failed to read the room. It has been reported that Mr Brennan thought he was in with a chance for a rub and tug after his date got a bit frivolous with her use of emojis earlier in the week.

However, it was clear that Brennan was unable to discern the appropriate time to deploy his romantic gestures in response. The Hollywood blockbuster ‘Bombshell’, starring Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie and Charlize Theron, sheds light on the misogynistic and abusive workplace culture that Roger Ailes perpetrated during his reign at Fox News. However, the cultural context of the film was lost on Harry whose mind was fixated on getting to second base.

Our reporters spoke to Harry, who goes by Hazza in the boys’ chat, about the interaction.

‘haha yea probably wasn’t the ideal movie to try and get a bit of wrist action. I just saw Margot Robbie all dolled up and it sort of got me in the mood you know haha’

Brennan was unable to put two and two together to work out that fondling this young woman’s thigh during a movie about rampant sexual assault may not be the time, nor the place to try and get a chop.

‘Look I don’t understand what all the fuss us about if I’m quite honest.’ He continued, ‘It’s not like I asked to suck her toes or something… I’m not a freak’

Better luck next time big fella.