A slew of the worlds sketchiest cunts have decided to extend a membership invitation into their very crook club to TV’s favourite murderess.

Carole Baskin who, not to beat around the bush, definitely fed her husband to the tigers, was thrilled to see a link to their weekly zoom meeting pop up in her emails.

Great to hear the boys are abiding by social distancing rules in this time. R Kelly has not been participating in virtual club meetings after reportedly saying he ‘doesn’t want anything to do with COVID-19’ and that ‘19 is too old for me.’

Kate McCann was especially excited to hear Carole had been invited along and said it would be ‘great to have another woman around.' Perhaps a strategic move on the part of club execs who have been accused of fostering a boys club environment.

Some of the club’s notable alumni include Oscar Pistorius and Harvey Weinstein, however their memberships have since been revoked on account of them being convicted.

Club activities include sitting around and reminiscing about the good old days, when nobody asked questions.